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McSweeney's
Just about as prestigious as the literary internet gets-
A note to my employees
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He's got some crazy old bossa nova 78s
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Also appeared in The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes (Vintage, 2008)
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Is there anything more ominous than larger-than-average foot prints?
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AKA "A Member of the Club"
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The PostSD (defunct)
In which Brian Bieber doesn't even pretend to be a journalist [Currently unavailable. To be archived sometime, somehow.]-
"After all, what is 'playing catch,' if not a friendly competition to see who can tolerate being bored the longest?"
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“The Mayan Ruler Pakal Maya’t’ve Been an Ancient Astronaut ”
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"America doesn’t like characters that are child prostitutes, even if they are only in supporting roles."
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"Lesbian women want neither of those things, but still think he’s terrific.”
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"...Well, no, I guess technically you have two of those."
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"I'm not magic, dummy!"
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Other
Because Brian Bieber is not above guest-blogging-
via "ThePostSD" (defunct)
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America's Got Talent Season 6 recaps at 605magazine.com
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via "We Sleep Together" blog
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